"Get Yer Ass To Class!!!"
(English Lessons That DON’T Suck!)
Finally! A solution for Learning, Improving, & Refining your English skills that matches your level of Intelligence!
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Do You Want To FINALLY Get From “Intermediate” To “Advanced”…
…In a way that is FAR less work than you have ever done before? Or maybe you just want to finally “Get It”… Without needing to actually TRY so freakin’ hard!… I can help!
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This is NOT need to be what your language learning Progression feels like
About “The Teacher”
a.k.a. Cloud
The man known as “Cloud” — a.k.a. “The Teacher” — is the creator of GiveMeSomeEnglish!!! — “The TOEFL Excellence Training System” — “The Common Tongue Project” & “The Enlightened English Method”.
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Due the unique way that his mind is “wired” he has always delved deeply into anything that he has been interested in, and following those interests wherever they may lead. This has led to having a vast Knowledge of a wide variety of topics and fields of study — as well as having Life Experience that goes far beyond his lived years.
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This Knowledge & Experience directly enriches the lessons that you will have with him. Many of his students have often-said that they learn a LOT more than just English in his lessons… (He says the same thing to them) 😉
“After having lessons with Cloud — I am not interested in having English lessons with any other teacher!”
(This is a paraphrased quote from MANY of my students, which was told to me by the administrators of the majority of language schools and businesses that I used to work for. Serendipitously, this usually happened about the same time that I would be “in trouble” for not following the lesson-plans created by the administrators (because they were shit!). Instead, I taught the students what they: Wanted, Needed, & PAID FOR! Also — the administrators said there was far too much laughing coming from my classrooms… That is because having fun is the absolute best way to learn)
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For High Achievers & Highly-Principled / High IQ Individuals
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You Might Be Asking Yourself…
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How Is This Different Than Any Other System?
That Is A Very Good Question!
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And a hint of the answer is actually in the question itself! Traditional English Grammar is NOT an actual “System”! Therefore, it is impossible to teach it as such.
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This means that what others are teaching is confused (literally “con-fused”) & broken. Also — Traditional English teachers do not fully comprehend English Grammar or Vocabulary! They may THINK that they do. But their “informational understanding” is NOT the same as Knowing & Comprehension. (Especially when the terminology they use is almost all wrong.)
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(It is no wonder they tell you that learning English is so “difficult”… Of Course It Would Be!… If you listened to them!)
What Makes Your Way Better?
In the creation of The Common Tongue Framework of The English Language — I have eliminated all that is un-necessary & wrong about Traditional English Grammar. And I have simplified the entire process of learning it, so that it actually becomes: Logical, Intuitive, & Elegant — thus, eliminating the need to even TRY to learn… It just happens naturally & effortlessly. 😎
What Can I Expect From Your Classes?
As a young student myself — I would often get in trouble for “Disrupting The Class” by having the audacity to ask my teachers to explain what they were teaching; at least the parts that didn’t make logical sense in the way that they explained it.
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I almost never got an answer. Instead… I got in trouble. And I subsequently learned that the people that were supposed to be teaching me, didn’t know anything other than what their “Teacher’s Book” told them to say… (And many of them did not even comprehend that!)
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The way that I teach is what I call “Enlightened English”. Besides using The Common Tongue Framework to have a solid basis of true information to start from — I also give you ALL of the information that you need to know about the Words, Phrases, & Grammatical Terms that you will (re)-learn with me. And I teach it to you in the way that the human brain naturally learns.
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(This is something that Traditional Teachers, Text-book writers, and even the people who write the dictionaries do not comprehend… And I will prove that to you as well!) 😎
What Do I Get In Addition To Your Classes?
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- You Get Access To Me — The World’s Leading Expert On The TRUE Meaning & Usage Of Words & Phrases In The English Language — And The ONLY Expert On The Common Tongue Framework & The “Enlightened English” Method.
. - You Get Access To All Of My Materials — (over 10-thousand pages that I have created over the last 12 years). And I will guide you to the specific material that you need, if & when you have any questions.
. - You Can Ask Me As Many Questions As You Like — I will get back to you with a thorough answer, as well as recommendations for further study. (Good luck getting that from anyone else!)
. - You Get One-On-One Live Sessions With Me (depending on your subscription) — To help you with the specific things that YOU need help with (not some random boring lesson-material that is completely irrelevant to your wants & needs)
. - You Get To Be Part Of Something Amazing — to be a part of something very special, with the potential of becoming monumental! And you get to see be a part of it as it grows — knowing that you were here in the very early days of its life… To be one of “The Founders”
If Your System & Your Method Are So Great, Why Haven't I Heard Of Them Or You Before?
This is a completely fair & logical question (I would be asking the same thing). It is because, I am just now releasing this to The World.
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I have been developing my “Enlightened English” Method and The Common Tongue Framework since 2009, while I worked for other organizations (learning the mistakes that everyone else makes). My Method & System has evolved at it’s own pace, and I AM just now (in 2023) ready to release it in full-force (in it’s first iteration).
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So — as with the answer to the previous question — you get the satisfaction of knowing that: You knew all about Cloud — “The Teacher”, “The Common Tongue Framework”, & “Enlightened English” — LOOOONG before everyone else… 😜 (Something which is very important for some people.) 😎
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